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Saturday 23 February 2019

Swindon Town (Away)

Division 4

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16 February 2019

Town 1 Cheltenham Town 0

A game of little incident, but Cheltenham are horrible and we won, so what the hell

Report: Pump down the volume

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Previously: Yeovil Town (A)

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