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A broken toaster on a crap roller coaster
Alistair Wilkinson
2 October 2006
There have been ups. There have! Not much
runneth… over… for… our… cups…
…
…
… maybe more downs… definitely more frowns.
It was coming together! Just waiting for the weather!
He implored.
Where the hell's autumn? It's still not the season!
He pleaded.
Rochdale, Hartlepool: a blip, barely a slip.
He laughed.
Blips and slips. What about Chester trips?
He nudged.
And Walsall, wonderful Walsall. We used the ball!
He winked.
Stockport was bad, very sad.
He admitted.
Too much sun, not enough fun.
He embittered.
It'll get better, once it gets wetter.
He enthused.
We'll be bolder when it's colder.
He declared.
When we're one.
He despaired.
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