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Are you a miserable bastard?
Why is it that Town could average only 6,000 fans in Division One while far worse teams than ours, languishing in the lower divisions, can double that without even trying? Some say ticket prices. Some say a limited and thinly spread target market. Some say the decline of the North Sea fishing and with it the local economy. But extensive and groundbreaking new sociological and anthropological research commissioned by Cod Almighty finally reveals that the real reason for the Mariners' perennial lack of support is that Grimsby is just full of miserable bastards.
They're in your workplace. They're in your family. They don't like football. And some of them are even in Blundell Park. Take our miserable bastard test now and make sure you aren't one.
Cod Almighty would like to thank Tony Butcher and Roger Swindells for their assistance
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