About the Gallery of Gurns
#1 Tony Ford
#2 Steve Hetzke
#3 Kevin Moore
#4 Kennedy and Robson
#5 Jonny Rowan
#6 Paul Raven (and mate)
#7 Stoke vs Grimsby
#8 Macca - calendar star
#9 Davison's season to remember
#10 Barnard Ooh!
#11 Darren Jagger
#12 Young talent
#13 I'm a little teapot
#14 Mirror, mirror...
#15 Darren's pout-on
#16 Sam Parkin
#17 Claus Jorgensen
#18 Paul Robinson
#19 Tony Crane
#20 Iain Anderson
#21 Michael Boulding
#22 Mark Tyler
#23 Nyron Nosworthy and Patrick Agyemang
#24 Ruud van Nistelrooy
#25 Wes Parker
#26 David Soames
#27 Alan Shearer
#28 Nobby Solano
#29 Chris Casper
#30 Rodney Jack
#31 Phil Neal
#32 Furlong and Williams
#33 Peter Taylor
#34 Richard Carpenter
#35 Bent and Dailly
#36 Joe Cole
#37 Alan Shearer
#38 Simon Charlton
#39 Alan Smith
#40 Iffy Onuora part 1
#41 Iffy Onuora part 2
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#18: Paul Robinson
14 October 2003
Mat Hare submitted this gurn of Paul Robinson while he was still playing for the Mariners. While Paul Robinson was still playing for the Mariners, I mean. Mat's never played for the Mariners. And Mat actually sent the picture to me recently, not while Paul Robinson was still playing for the Mariners. Erm... hmmm... Here's a picture of Paul Robinson which Mat Hare sent me while he was still playi.... bugger. Mat Robinson took a picture of Paul Mariner playing with his hair. Bugger. Mat Hare sent me a picture. It's of Paul Robinson. When the picture was taken, Robinson was still playing for the Mariners.
Anyway, the gurn below shows a little of what Paul Groves missed in his assessment of Robbo - not only did 'the new Alan Shearer' come back to haunt the Mariners, scoring a hat trick in the result that we shall not mention - you know, the one where Hartlepool beat us 8-1 - but Grovesie also failed to notice Paul 'Mrs' Robinson's fizzog-twisting potential. Robbo has a slight advantage anyway, possessing one of those old-man-with-no-teeth jaws, but here he manages a lovely 'I have been holding my breath for three and a half minutes and I'm about to pass out'. The art of a good gurn is not to be out-gurned by your opponent, too - and here we see Mr R obscuring his opposite number's contortion with a cleverly placed boot in the mush. Ah, what could have been, eh...
Do you have any pictures of players gurning? Have a flick through your piles of old programmes, scan 'em in and email them to us at codalmightygurns@yahoo.co.uk.
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