About the Gallery of Gurns
#1 Tony Ford
#2 Steve Hetzke
#3 Kevin Moore
#4 Kennedy and Robson
#5 Jonny Rowan
#6 Paul Raven (and mate)
#7 Stoke vs Grimsby
#8 Macca - calendar star
#9 Davison's season to remember
#10 Barnard Ooh!
#11 Darren Jagger
#12 Young talent
#13 I'm a little teapot
#14 Mirror, mirror...
#15 Darren's pout-on
#16 Sam Parkin
#17 Claus Jorgensen
#18 Paul Robinson
#19 Tony Crane
#20 Iain Anderson
#21 Michael Boulding
#22 Mark Tyler
#23 Nyron Nosworthy and Patrick Agyemang
#24 Ruud van Nistelrooy
#25 Wes Parker
#26 David Soames
#27 Alan Shearer
#28 Nobby Solano
#29 Chris Casper
#30 Rodney Jack
#31 Phil Neal
#32 Furlong and Williams
#33 Peter Taylor
#34 Richard Carpenter
#35 Bent and Dailly
#36 Joe Cole
#37 Alan Shearer
#38 Simon Charlton
#39 Alan Smith
#40 Iffy Onuora part 1
#41 Iffy Onuora part 2
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#28: Nobby Solano
21 April 2004
What can you say about Nobby Solano. Except that it sounds like
somebody
doing something rude to a posh ice-cream. His move from Newcastle to
Villa
this year has really brought out the best in the petite Peruvian - fans
of
the Toon will no doubt be kicking themselves when they see pictures
like
this one. The ploughed-field forehead is a bread-and-butter gurn -
albeit a
well performed one - but I'd like to point you in the direction of
Nobby's
neck: five separate folds in places, and it's effortless. This man has
been
doing some serious Jabba The Hutt training sessions, and no mistake.
After
such dermatalogical doubling, the face is a bit of a let-down, to be
honest
- brilliant wobbly top lip, otherwise it's a substandard 'gormo' - he's
got
a long way to match the likes of Martin Keown on that one.
Do you have any pictures of players gurning? Have a flick through your piles of old programmes, scan 'em in and email them to us at codalmightygurns@yahoo.co.uk.
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