About the Gallery of Gurns
#1 Tony Ford
#2 Steve Hetzke
#3 Kevin Moore
#4 Kennedy and Robson
#5 Jonny Rowan
#6 Paul Raven (and mate)
#7 Stoke vs Grimsby
#8 Macca - calendar star
#9 Davison's season to remember
#10 Barnard Ooh!
#11 Darren Jagger
#12 Young talent
#13 I'm a little teapot
#14 Mirror, mirror...
#15 Darren's pout-on
#16 Sam Parkin
#17 Claus Jorgensen
#18 Paul Robinson
#19 Tony Crane
#20 Iain Anderson
#21 Michael Boulding
#22 Mark Tyler
#23 Nyron Nosworthy and Patrick Agyemang
#24 Ruud van Nistelrooy
#25 Wes Parker
#26 David Soames
#27 Alan Shearer
#28 Nobby Solano
#29 Chris Casper
#30 Rodney Jack
#31 Phil Neal
#32 Furlong and Williams
#33 Peter Taylor
#34 Richard Carpenter
#35 Bent and Dailly
#36 Joe Cole
#37 Alan Shearer
#38 Simon Charlton
#39 Alan Smith
#40 Iffy Onuora part 1
#41 Iffy Onuora part 2
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#41: Iffy Onuora part 2
4 July 2005
Welcome back for the second half. When we left the match, it was a tense, goalless affair, Grimsby and QPR matching each other gurn for gurn. It was going to take something special to win this one... and here it is: out of absolutely nowhere, Onuora pulls the proverbial 'it' out of the proverbial bag.
This fantastic fizzog is a good take on 'I have fallen asleep while eating my dinner', but borrows heavily from the Dave Gilmour school of guitar solo; look at the sheer emotion of the forehead - you can almost hear the wooo-ooo-ooooo high notes from 'Another Brick In The Wall' - so convincing is 'the Gilmour', in fact, Iffy's left hand has contorted into a B major suspended 4th. Ouch.
Iffy's first-half nemesis Steve Palmer stands behind in stunned amazement, realising that there's no competing with that. Indeed this was the turning point of the game: shortly afterwards Boulding - inspired by Iffy's efforts - scored the winner, giving the Mariners the chance to go and get beaten by bloody Peterborough in the next round.
Do you have any pictures of players gurning? Have a flick through your piles of old programmes, scan 'em in and email them to us at codalmightygurns@yahoo.co.uk.
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