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We have seen the future
4 January 2010: The Cod Almighty team receives a paranormal glimpse into how the 2009-10 season turns out
The road to Hell
5 January 2009: Town fans turn on God after a wasted journey to Barnet
David Cameron's black and white army?
22 July 2007: Tory officials move to deny 'Grimbarian takeover' rumours
Back to the future!
4 April 2007: Alan Buckley returning to Blundell Park is just the start of a long-term plan, we can exclusively reveal
Up for the cup
6 September 2006: Town chairman moves to assure fans the club will not finish the season trophyless
6 June 2006: Uncharacteristically open-minded fans quite jolly about Rodger
16 January 2006: Slade adds height to backline with capture of Kong
It's only a game!
17 October 2005: Orderly queue forms for Newcastle tickets; disappointed fans "not that disappointed actually"
Town's sunny spell rains on Burns's parade!
30 August 2005: Rapid rise up league creates unexpected outbreaks of happiness