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2011 2010 2007 2006 13 Nov | 16 Oct | 8 June | 9 May | 28 Mar | 1 Mar | 28 Feb | 7 Feb | 9 Jan 2005 2004 2003 2002 Quiz 28 March 2006 Thirty-seven miles along the A46. 1) So, half time at Sincil Bank. What did Slade show the players? a flip chart an overhead projector what the fuckity fucking fuck they should have fuckity been fucking doing, the FUCKERS! his latest Tupperware offerings 2) How many minutes were there between Lincoln's opening and last goals of the first half? 24 28 32 36 3) Five goals scored isn't the record for a Lincoln side against Town. What is? six seven eight nine 4) Over the past two seasons how many goals have been scored in the four Grimsby-Lincoln clashes? 10 12 14 16 5) In the nine games - or 810 minutes - since he signed for the Mariners, how many minutes in a Town shirt has it been for Marc Goodfellow? 68 84 116 132 6) In comparison, how many minutes has Andy Parkinson spent in the pitch over that same period? 132 189 247 296 7) And since he has appeared in nine games (remember, that's 810 minutes) since signed for Town, how many minutes has Junior Mendes spent on the pitch for Town? 296 403 582 648 8) Jamie Forrester, an ex-Mariner lest you forget, scored on Saturday. How many departed Town players have now scored against GTFC this season? two three four five 9) In which period of the game do Town concede the most goals, in this case 13? 16-30 mins 31-45 mins 46-60 mins 76-90 mins 10) And, finally, how many of the Arsenal players who featured against Town in the League Cup tie in November 2001 were in the Gunners' 'matchday squad' for their 2-0 home win against Juventus on Tuesday night? None One Two Three That is the road to hell.
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