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Action Figures
Get your favourite GTFC legend in action figure form – exclusive to the Cod Almighty store.
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Things you only know if you're from Grimsby
Pete Green on the pearls of wisdom bestowed only on those fortunate enough to be born within the shadow of Grimsby dock tower.
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 Not man and boy
Al Wilkinson tries in vain to get his children interested in football.
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 Team of the month
Players with the fattest arse; goalkeepers called Dave; unsung workhorse midfielders – they're all here.
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 Codswallop
Had enough of the usual liberal, lefty, do-gooder Cod Almighty writing? Codswallop hits you hard and gives it to you straight. You couldn't make it up!!!
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 Pathos
It's not easy being Simon Wilson.
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 Grimsby Town: A pictorial history
A look back in time at key moments that may or may not have happened in the Mariners' history books.
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 Poetry
Strike a prose.
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 Quiz time
Once in a while we stick a little quiz together. Here are some from quizzes past.
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 Town on the box
Readers share their experiences of watching Town on the telly.
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 News that never happened
News from a parallel universe.
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 GTST
Occasional updates from the Grimsby Town Supporters' Trust.
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 The move from BP
We take a look at the arguments for and against moving to an empty box just off the A180.
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 The Internet Mariners
Craig Nuttall updates us on the progress of the Internet Mariners team.
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 Close encounters
Remember that time you were run over at a crossroads by Peter Furneaux? Tell us all about it here.
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 Andy's analysis
Andy Holt, our antipodean analyst, crunches the numbers and squeezes the charts to give you all the quantitative data you're never likely to need.
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 Blundell babes
Won't somebody please think of the poor children?
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 Blow up hols
Where you send us your pictures of Harry Haddock in unlikely places around the globe.
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 Grimbarian splendour
Gritty, realistic, graphic depiction of life in Grimsby. Sort of.
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 Book reviews
On occasion at CA Towers we get a spare moment to read a book. Even less occasionally we get time to write about it.
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 Famous Grimsby peeps
The three people from Grimsby who have some sort of tenuous link with fame.
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 Famous Grimsby fans
Mark Stilton takes a very occasional look at our famous supporters
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 Grimmo dictionary
He'll never complete a dictionary of local lingo. Oh – he does do!
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 History quiz
Test your knowledge of GTFC history. We will definitely finish this before the next millenium.
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Series we have known |
 Gaffer tapes
Will Mat Hare's extensive experience of Championship Manager be enough to land him a job at a real club. If you don't ask, you don't get.
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 Camred
Our, er, successful campaign to reintroduce red socks back to the Grimsby kit.
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 Fans day
Many moons ago, Cod Almighty sponsored a match on behalf of the fans. Read how it went here.
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 Greatest goals
After a decade, we finally got round to establishing the top fifty Grimsby goals of all time. Probably.
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 Gurns
Miles Moss makes us all scared to pull any kind of face in public again.
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 Keeping up with the Joneses
Join Stick and Lump on their exciting adventures.
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 Law men
Readers sent us their graphical depiction of then manager, Nicky Law.
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 Midsummer Meek that was
Being Steve Meek.
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 Secret Midsummer Meek
More truly frightening photos of Steve Meek.
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 Meek's World Cup cliches
If you hadn't quite seen enough pictures of Steve Meek, here are some more.
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 Positivity
Get positive with Positive John's positivity workout.
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 Q & A
A sort of readers' question of the week, which we really should bring back at some point.
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 Sladehead
Your pictures of the bald teacher. Boo. Sort it.
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 Town commandments
Thou shalt not boo.
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 Messageboard nesbit
Eee! There's a right bunch of dribbling morons on that there internets, isn't there? We catalogue the webbed-fingered ones here.
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 Whatever happened to...
Or rather, what never happened to...
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 Where are they now?
Or rather, where aren't they now? Hahaha. Er. Oh!
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 Hull dictionary
I dernt nerr what yer terkin abert.
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 Thundertalk
Back in the day when we used to actually speak to people at the club, Paul Thundercliffe was the man doing the talking.
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 No to penalty shoot-outs
Those nutters at League HQ and their fizzy pop bed partners wanted to introduce penalty shoot-outs for drawn games. We said "stop this nonsense". I'm not sure they were listening. Damn them.
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 Whoreboard
Your bastardisations of the Town scoreboard. Dirty. Very dirty.
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 Pets of the fans
What were we thinking?
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 PC-ing the future
Mat Hare left his computer to run an entire season of Championship Manager 4 to see how close to reality it was. Answer: not very.
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 Wear your Town shirt at work
Pictures of you, er, wearing your, um, Town shirt at, er, work. Perhaps?
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 Art seat
Your ideas on how the seats at Blundell Park could be improved, visually.
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 Ask Russ
Just how obsessed with Russell Slade was Si Wilson?
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 Friday nights are all right?
Friday night is a horrible night for football, we asked for your thoughts on this fixturial abomination.
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 Outside the box with Russell Slade
This is just embarrassing now...
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