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21 April 2026

Nothing happening today is there pop-pickers?

With our usual slate of Tiwesdæg diarists all indisposed your Olde Englishe Replacement Bus Service has been sent chugging out of the garage to inform you of things you need to know and things you didn't know you needed to know.

What do you know about Fortune Onoh? Probably not as much as Giles Coke. The current Sheffield Wednesday Under-21 coach has taken the current Town teenager on trial with technically current Championship basket case Sheffield Wednesday. Good luck with that one young man.

Ooh, hang on, there is something happening tonight, isn't there.

Of course, of course, it's crunch time (©A46 Diary) at the business end of the season (©bald men in slacks) as renovated, rejuvenated Town travel to the City of Perspiring Dreams hoping that we don't end up with expiring dreams. Are you perspiring or expiring at the end of that sentence?

At the time of typing there are very few, if any, tickets left for a reservation on the Mariners Mystery Tour. At the time of you reading this there'll probably be no tickets left, so if you want to see the game the club have got it sorted.

Roll up, they've got everything you need! For those within striking distance of Blundell Park there's a communal screening with an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet with fries and coleslaw for just ten of our English pounds. And they were doing so well, weren't they: it's chips not fries with everything.

There's nothing else to say, there's a game to play, let's hope Town turn up this Tuesday.