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It’s all so quiet

3 April 2024

There's nothing to see over here other than the dutifully, and certainly not beautifully, dashed off match report. Please keep eating your Easter eggs and remember, we've still got six games to save the earth. 

Go on, just forget about football for another couple of days, it's for the best in this, the best of all possible worlds. Well, it's the only one we've got, so make the most of it.

Come back tomorrow for talk of cabbages and kings.