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Don't mention the Scottish play(ers)

28 June 2025

We're on the march, we're Artell's army, we're soon going to play creepy Crawley and we'll really shake them up when we win the Lincolnshire Cup 'cos we've finally got a Scotsman in the team.

Short answers, not shortbread is the order of the day with our Titanic tartan-based quiz.

1. How many full-time Town managers were born in Scotland (though not necessarily made of girders)

Five

Six

Seven

Eight

2. Which former Town player was made bankrupt for not paying his taxes?

Neil Cooper

David Shearer

Colin Cramb

Jim Dobbin

3. Who did Town play in their only entry into the Anglo-Scottish Cup?

Hull City, Chesterfield, Sheffield United

Barnsley, Chesterfield, Hull City, St Mirren

Huddersfield, Carlisle United, Chesterfield

Chesterfield, Sheffield Wednesday, Hull City, Dunfermline

4. Who did Town play on Brian Laws bonny Scottish coach tour in 1996?

St Mirren, Dundee, Hearts

Falkirk, Glasgow University, Ayr United

Forfar, East Fife, Cowdenbeath

Dunfermline, East Fife, Queen of the South

5. Town have had some cracking centre-Mcforwards down the years, but who scored the most goals in black and white?

Hughie Gallacher

Matt Tees

Jimmy Carmichael

George McLean

6. Which of these Wembley teams (full squad, including subs) contained the most Scotsmen?

1998 Auto Windscreen Shield final

1998 play-off final

2015 play-off final

2016 play-off final

7. Who were the last Scottish team to play Town?

Stirling Albion

Falkirk

St Mirren

Dundee

8. Which of these didn't sign for a Scottish club when they left Town?

Simon Ford

Michee Efete

Craig Clay

Alex Rodman

9. Which ex-Townite shares his name with one of the ex-Radio One DJs?

Scott Mills

Bob Harris

Steve Wright

Johnny Walker

10. There's a corner of a Scottish field that is forever Grimsby, but in which town is there an area named after the Jewel of the Humber?

Arbroath

Banff

Campbeltown

Dunoon