Cod Almighty | Diary

The Russian shadow fleet cut my cables

6 January 2026

As your Deviant Diarist's old gran often said: "If you've nothing to say don't say it!"

And so it is my duty to not tell you that the lesser spotted Casper has flown back to his nest and so is another keeper we haven't kept. Ah, but Town have brought back Auton to sit and watch the wheels of Big Dave's bus go around and round. 

What does it mean?

I dunno and neither do you. We'll find out on Saturday whether we'll see some action from Jackson or have the terror of the Auton. Or whether the game is on. Is it really worth worrying about this early in the week?

The answer my friends is a definite and defiant "NO". 

Can't we all just chill out in the cold snap and not flap about things we have no control over?

Go on look out the window and watch the world drift by. There's been some lovely sunsets you know.

There's nothing going on right now.