Cod Almighty | Diary

Can ennui be terminal?

23 December 2025

'Tis in the spirit of lethergy and drift that today's diary arrives late and without any presents, but demanding you open the door and let us in. 

Yes, there are no bananas or fruit of any kind this dull day, for this week's gnome at the coalface of news simply forgot to fill your stocking with a price-busting compendium of news nuggets and obtuse observations.

And so here we are wasting time, waiting for Christmas Day, hoping for a Boxing Day bonus. 

Tomorrow is another day and BOTB Diary has promised to get you in the mood for dancing. He'll be giving his all tonight, especially for you.